Is Circumcision an Intelligent Design upgrade or did God put out a product recall on Foreskins?
Posted by James on August 6, 2010 · 15 Comments
Question by The CAt in the Tin Foil HAtv18: Is Circumcision an Intelligent Design upgrade or did God put out a product recall on Foreskins?
Best answer:
Answer by Pryncess
ROFL….. recall on foreskins….. cute.
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Behold the unsheathing… it’s love…
The blade is not ready to cut… It’s dull from our thinking… it’s rough.
LOL, I’ve often wondered the same. oops, how did the foreskin make it through all the heavenly design reviews…..
God saw that women were enjoying sex too much so he decided to make the wiener a bit smaller.
It’s in the bible, therefore all Jews and most Christians get circumcised. It’s in God’s law. That’s why they do it.
Neither. As usual modern `man` is obsessed with neatness and hygiene, and thought he could improve on this untidy looking knobcoat.
lmfao, recall on foreskins = classic
its a little known fact but in a year 47 CE, god made faulty design and ever since people have to correct, what he messed up
Edit:
EWWW @ Jeff below..gross
Lolzzzz @ product recall.
Nah, actually, it was a sign of covenant between God and Abraham from the Bible.
He liked the foreskins pickled or served like creamed herring. Got crackers, anyone?
I guess back in the day they thought it was just packaging…
(No pun intended! – “packaging”)
Then again…
they also thought the world was flat… stupid people
Do you peel a banana? Does your skin all over your body not ever shed the old to allow for the new? Do you trim your toe-nails? (I hope so!) Don’t people ‘trim’ their hair to get rid of the dead ends? Do birds molt? Do snakes shed old skins? There are so many things in creation that you accept as reasonable; so why the big question mark about circumcision? I don’t see the mystery. It is cleanliness. It is symbolic (spiritually). It is considered good health practice. If you don’t agree, don’t do it. No big deal. If it is ‘too late’; oh well. Move on, I guess? BTW: It is believed that women married to someone who is uncircumcised have greater risk of cancer.
My penis fits perfectly in my hand and it even has a knob on the end to keep my hand from sliding off the end. Proof that I was designed for self abuse.
It isn’t worth bothering about. Americans and Muslims don’t need those 20,000 nerve endings:- why would they?
Circumcision is not an intellegent design by any means. A group of idiots made that one up.
-Connor
Leave God out of it. God (or nature) got it right. Humans decided all by themselves to mutilate their kids’ bodies.
And any Christian who thinks circumcision is a Christian thing needs to read their bible a bit more diligently. The New Testament makes it very clear that you can’t be a Christian if you support circumcision.