Q&A: What kind of INTELLIGENT DESIGNER would design something as stupid asTESTICLES?Didnt he ever get KICKED in…?
Posted by James on January 17, 2011 · 19 Comments
Question by commonsense: What kind of INTELLIGENT DESIGNER would design something as stupid asTESTICLES?Didnt he ever get KICKED in…?
Consider mammalian testicles. In order to function optimally, they need to be slightly cooler than the rest of the body and so are carried outside the body wall in the scrotum…
Why would one carry one’s whole genetic potential in such a vulnerable position?
Surely an intelligent designer could have figured out a way for testicles to work at body temperature, as ovaries do…..
I suppose he never got kicked in the ba***…
Only the Boreoeutherian land mammals, the large group of mammals that includes humans, have externalized testicles. Indeed their testicles function best at temperatures lower than their core body temperature. Their testes are located outside of the body, suspended by the spermatic cord within the scrotum. The testes of the non-boreotherian mammals such as the monotremes, armadillos, sloths, elephants remain within the abdomen.
Greenman…You didnt read the question fully…I am not an ID proponent
Best answer:
Answer by Last Ent Wife
Maybe He intelligently designed a “great equalizer” for us ladies, eh?
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Nature is full of features that any designer worth his salt would have avoided.
Guess you have to invest in a cup!!!
Never been kicked there… but Entwife has gotta point…
But… I love my Testicles. I don’t know what I would do with out them O_o
Good point though =)
It was God way to compromise with women They had to have Something to use against men.
It also like the question, could God have designed women to have naturally larger bo*bs. He could have easily designed the backbone to handle some weight?
playing devils advocate, this happened because gender
was an add on to the adam kadmon fractal.
on the other side, the designer as such only utilized natural selection, she didn’t actually draw up exacting blueprints.
He put them there so that women can have some sense of safety around men! Do you have any idea how many women have escaped being raped or beaten because God so creatively and carefully placed testicles outside of the body?
It is the greatest equalizer known to man!!!!
I agree with Last Ent Wife!
Also, maybe when we all walked around naked, the size/condition of a man’s testicles helped us gauge how sexually potent he was, to help us in our mating choices.
Where else should ones scrotum be located?
On ones CHIN???
That would be natures fault, showing that God gives complete freedom to F*** up to all creation
Because he also gave us intelligence enough to figure out what they are meant for and protect it…:)
Maybe men were suppose to be a little venerable to balance out the testosterone….
LOL…
Well everything in design has a reason….:)
A sadist..
So you just got beat up, eh? Poor baby.
I know what you mean, he also intelligently designed our primary reproductive apparatus to dispense waste.
I will ring your doorbell and run away!!!
Suppose not
Intelligent design is a religious belief as is creationism and has no roots in rational thinking. You should seek some sort of therapy for your obvious disorder.
When He was building humans, there were a lot of cost over-runs in the project, and so He had to use sub-optimal parts provided by sub-contractors.
The eyes were all screwed up, but He didn’t have time to fix them properly.
Most of the rest was cobbled together with parts out of the “Ape” bin.
And then, He found that there was a mix-up in shipping, and He got thousands and thousands of square yards of elbow skin.
It was only then that He came up with the scrotum idea. Up until that point, we were going to have to carry them around in our hands (as evidenced by our hands retaining a definite affinity for the region).
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Lots of things about the human body indicate Dumb Design:
Liquid waste and semen passing through the same tube = urinary infections causing sterility
Food and air passing through the same tube = lots of fatal choking
The human frame is poorly designed for walking on two legs = lots of back and knee problems
There are countless other design blunders.
Any first year engineering student could design a better human body.
I like my testicles so I have no problem with them bieng there