Vampire: The Masquerade – Redemption – 01 (The Caped Crusader Goes Down, Gets Back Up)
Posted by James on November 3, 2011 · 50 Comments
Mmhmm. A nice non-Tolkien-esque WRPG to sate our … hunger. Heh. Talkin’ about some real vampires here too. Not the glittery metrosexual ladyboys of our current culture. We’re talking about scary, creepy, and downright ghoulish creatures with often sick fucked up ethos surrounding their weird ideology. Something to think on for those of you turned off by this: I hate vampires. I think the mythology is stupid. How good is this game? I love it anyway. THAT good. It’s not perfect. It is, however, groundbreaking for it’s time, and ballsy as shit in some of the design and core gameplay decisions. I think it’ll be a lot of fun to work our way through so join me or go be dumb in some gay night club bathroom you dumb poopie peepee you.
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Video Rating: 4 / 5
just shlahta, i think its in polish ‘noble’
@jefmajor hello! i love this game, i have the disc but when i try to install it says i need a code. i dont have the manual anymore… what can i do?!
i like how you horrible puns are somtimes actually rather intuitive…. that doesent make them less cheesy though lol.
I want this game so bad. 😀
I fucking love this game to death.
I played it so many damm times and beat it.
I loved this game. It came with a huge ass manual that my brothers tossed into the fire. This game had an editor that was sweet and I would always have a werewolf go up against a ton of knights.
@BadManiac I agree; Bloodlines is easily in my personal top 10 games of all time.
Szlachta in Polish mean “Nobility”
How to install it on windows 7 64? Fuck. I have copy from magazine but it crash on install. Someone tried to install it?
the way ‘The Caped Crusader’ walk .. makes me laugh ,,,
…sweet! Jeff, I was just trying to remember a game I used to play with vampires in it that was fun, but haven’t played in years. Then this pops up ^-^ awesome! This is it!
Shakespeare spotted!! 5:45
Arch-bishop low-res, oh how I laughed.
Oh Tis’ true that thou is ascended in thy’s rectum.
Row peace, I beg thee. LoL xD
So, why are Bohemian people speaking in English? I mean, I know it’s for the player, but they’re even using English mannerisms and accents. Also, the Shoppe is a French spelling. Still, looks fun, but that just breaks immersion to me.
14:00 let the Twilight refrences begin!
5:48 let the Monty Python refrences begin!
didn’t like Bloodlines, huh? One of my favorite games personally, but everyone is entitled to their opinions.
Awesome game, it bring back memories.
But I also remember how much I sucked in this game back then…
This game has some cool moments.
I don’t know if its been said in the comments yet but vampires in this world are tougher then the tales. In general they are not affected by garlic, running water, doorways they weren’t invited into, holy symbols, or churchs. They are affected by stakes which merely put them in a coma basically, fire, sunlight, and true faith something rarely seen in the modern world except by some vampire hunters.
I remember this game, I really liked it until half sort of 😀
Love this game 😀
I never played this, but I LOVED bloodlines.
@skweakykitty Me and a friend sat down and figured it out, once upon a time. I can’t fully remember the final conclusion we reached (we’re talking on the order of a decade ago, after all) but I believe it was close to the birth of the Space Age being around the same time Columbus discovered the New World.
I’ve been a convinced atheist since i was 5, but I have to say, that point you make at the beginning, that could be turned around to speak for ID.
I mean if I was going to create a species, I sure as hell wouldn’t write an entirely new source code for each of them, but instead build a reusable kernel with small modular components to create individuality ^^
altough I think I’d only need 500kB to for each persons essence xD
@LolzAtMagicMuffins @willtoob They may have a chance to escape, I was raised as a strict evangelical young earth creationist, and I completely bought into it, then when I got to about 15 or so I realised that there were one or two holes in the explanations….now I am studying Environmental Biology & Geology, so there is hope! Unfortunately not everyone escapes. My family still talks of “alleged fossils” and “alleged DNA”
the ending with the kids was kinda depressing 🙁
It is pretty underhanded and deceitful when you think about it. Actual scientists have to have their theories undergo an unimaginably brutal peer review process in order to have their ideas taught in the classroom.
Proponents of Intelligent design, knowing full well their ideas wouldn’t last 5 minutes under peer review, circumvent the whole process by sneaking it directly into the classroom by religious teachers. Seriously, it doesn’t get much more dishonast than that!
Why isn’t it obvious to Creationists that the mind of a child can’t handle concepts such as hell and magic fruit and on and on!
@TullySaranLawd I believe he is an astro-physisist.. I could be wrong on the astro, but I am fairly sure he is a physisist.
Christians have always been anti-knowledge, after the fall of Rome and the rise of Byzantium, the Holy Roman Empire, roman science was banned as satanic, we lost indoor plumbing and concrete for 1500 years because of this! Where would we be now if christianity had never existed?
This is probably my favourite of the whole series.
@spiderpunk94 Pipe down you child. Men are talking.
SHUT THE HECK UP U IDIOT!!!!!! I BET U TELL THAT TO EVERY BAD VIDEO U C SO JUST LAY OFF!!!!!!!!
tell me what we have today thanks to evolution, if you want to, u see i like to understand your view if thats ok 😛
I am not against science I am against teaching the wrong things when we have the right answer i you know what i mean 😛
This is by far your best video, TF! Keep up the good work!
why is there a video response called ‘PIIGFUCKEERRRR!!’???
That scene with the children repeating his nonsense gives me the creeps. Like sheep to a slaughter. Those poor kids have no chance.
Well done.
Amazing video! As always spot on with your information. Thank you!!!
This guy should be given a Nobel Prize Award!
The human genome is bootstrap code for much more complicated devolopment over the course of ~20 years. it is not the human definition, but the human blueprint – in the same way a boot image of +/-(50mb/partit.) allows access and creation of (insert HDD space here)+ worth of processes. “Scientifically Illiterate” is certainly the best description here.
@danmartin4 I grew up in that.
I made it out, some of those kids will too, but a lot won’t. There should be something we could do about it…
Because we disagree with eachother, means we’re wrong, and because creationists don’t, they’re right.
Anyone else start busting out in laughter at that? S’like saying “Because I’m full, and you’re full, and we’re the only two people in this house full of food, humans do not need to eat. Ever.”
Ugh… that guy talking to the kids at the end made me want to kill myself and everyone in the immediate postcode. In that order.
Please line all of the creationists that are wasting time to disprove science up and give me a gun.
The world would be better in five seconds .
Good one, but i would not suggest that the ‘scientific method’ is without problems. It does have a few, but it *is* much better than the religious blindness.
HAHAHAHA The guy at 7:36 looks like a gd alien! Lmfao look at size of his head compared to his body!