Evilutionists and Atheodontists, why are wisdom teeth so stupid?

stupid design
by Moritz*

Question by Link strikes back: Evilutionists and Atheodontists, why are wisdom teeth so stupid?

I think it is part of an evil conspiracy because they want to take some pliers to my mouth.

But what is the reason?

I would also like to here from the Intelligent design proponents on this.

Why are wisdom teeth so dumb?
Melting Media, they are only doing one today because a computer generated picture of me shows this if I leave it.
Elephant with one tusk Serengeti NP Tanzania Africa
The things computers can do these days.

Best answer:

Answer by LHOOQ
Blame your ancestors. They had much bigger jaws so all their teeth fit, but once they discovered fire, they didn’t need such massive jaws to chew their food. Also, they grew bigger brains, which started crowding your teeth.

Oh, and make sure you never take your penicillin in the same meal with dairy. I found that out the hard way.

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Comments

6 Responses to “Evilutionists and Atheodontists, why are wisdom teeth so stupid?”
  1. Scarlet Angel Of Beauty & Purity says:

    Oh, poor cute kitty, I don´t know! Bad bad wisdom teeth!

  2. Melting Media EAC says:

    At least wisdom teeth aren’t like income tax. Once it’s done, it’s done. You won’t have to do it again next spring.

  3. Jana S says:

    They are, aren´t they? :))
    Just thinking of it hurts..
    Well, we don´t have the need to chew on a raw meat anymore..it takes nature (and evolution) to take ´´care´´ of that quite some time still
    Get them pulled out..i did and – problem solved

  4. Dropshortandduck says:

    Pull them out and be dumb for the rest of your life but the good tooth fairy will fix you up in your dreams.

  5. Haughty Bitter Atheist says:

    Since evolution is not a magical perfecting force, as our jaws became smaller because our diet was less rough, the number of our teeth didn’t magically shrink to fit the new neotenously smaller jaw. A genetic change in one area doesn’t automatically mean that additional ideal genetic changes will occur to complement it.

  6. shazam says:

    intelligent design

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