Creation Science Investigates: Proving Jebus through food.
Posted by James on November 21, 2010 · 25 Comments
I could not make this up. This video is “proof of Intelligent Design”. Thanks to whoever sent this to PZ Meyers.
Video Rating: 3 / 5
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hahah this must be one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen
hahah this must be one of the stupidest things I’ve ever seen
@The123choji
Since when? Last I heard, we have only created the basic chemical compounds for life.
Whats cucumber good for?
Whats a mushroom do for the body?
Awesome! I’m 13% dumber now!
A great morning laugh!
Hunger causes all kinds of diseases.
Did you know that food can cure hunger?
Food. It’s what’s for dinner.
WTF? Yes there is a an acient saying from the Chinese that “Eating food with similar shape of the organ is good for it” (I did my best to translate), which was only more or less a rough guide in ancient times.
For example, people will make soap from pig liver if they shore up their liver functioning and it’s a reasonable guess in the acient world. We never go as far as saying for every body organ there is a counter part in food.
So, do eating melons help with breast cancer?
Lol! “Kidney beans actually look like human kidneys”! Maybe thats why we fuckin called them KIDNEY BEANS!!!!
Ha! Thanks for the hilarious video.
My favorite part is when it says oranges look like tits and then doesn’t go into any explanation. That’s like when I used to make a hand vagina with a friend in fifth grade…though I did masturbate a lot in fifth grade…maybe they’re on to something
Never mind that the reason most of these foods look the way they do is because of human-directed artificial selection…
Cucumbers look like penis
so that’s why europeans didn’t live much before finding america – they just didn’t eat tomatoes
pathetic attempt. I can’t believe anyone would fall for this.
He left out that a cucumber,( well ,in my case a baby gerkin) looks like…
@thejibboo ha! I thought the exact same thing…
This had to have been made by some 8th grader for a class project or something, right?
This made me scared to eat avocados!!
D8 BABIES AREN’T VEGAN!!
But seriously, what a gross thing to impose over a fruit..
I admit it, that’s pretty interesting. I doubt it’s because God thought his creations would be that perceptive but it’s still pretty cool.
@art1vandalay23 Umm I hope you are joking? I’m pretty sure that bones have very little sodium, as they are made mainly of calcium phosphate salts (about 70%), and the rest is collagen fibers. 23% sodium is A LOT, as your blood’s tonicity can be mimicked by 0.9 % sodium chloride solutions.
Bones are your bodies reserve for calcium (i.e. your body leaches calcium from bones when the calcium concentration in your blood drops too low).
@thejonesdoctor
bones are 23% sodium btw
Hot dogs look like cocks.
Hum, that sweet potato looks strikingly like a penis as well, do you think sweet potatoes cure ED?
I like how they point out that citrus fruits look like mammary glands, but don’t make any health related statement regarding that one. It’s just “oranges look like boobies, and that’s all we have to say about that.”