{"id":633,"date":"2012-06-13T09:01:26","date_gmt":"2012-06-13T09:01:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/?p=633"},"modified":"2012-06-13T09:01:26","modified_gmt":"2012-06-13T09:01:26","slug":"qa-the-lighter-side-if-flies-are-so-stupid-why-is-it-when-you-get-mad-and-grab-the-swatter-they-disappear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/?p=633","title":{"rendered":"Q&amp;A: THE LIGHTER SIDE If flies are so stupid, why is it when you get MAD and grab the swatter, they disappear?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float:left;margin:5px;font-size:80%;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"stupid design\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.staticflickr.com\/1311\/1188525870_a4d4aeef9d_m.jpg\" width=\"160\"\/><br \/> by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/89114959@N00\/1188525870\">the jof<\/a><\/div>\n<p><strong><i>Question by WARLOCK<\/i>: THE LIGHTER SIDE If flies are so stupid, why is it when you get MAD and grab the swatter, they disappear?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Isn&#8217;t that proof of Intelligent Design? Here&#8217;s a tip for you when you are in that Terminator mood. They&#8217;re on the ceiling, LAUGHING at you!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Best answer:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><i>Answer by Maureen S<\/i><br \/>I never kill a fly, wasp or anything else.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by the jof Question by WARLOCK: THE LIGHTER SIDE If flies are so stupid, why is it when you get MAD and grab the swatter, they disappear? Isn&#8217;t that proof of Intelligent Design? Here&#8217;s a tip for you when you are in that Terminator mood. They&#8217;re on the ceiling, LAUGHING at you! Best answer: Answer [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[1724,1721,1722,1719,1720,19,1723,67],"class_list":["post-633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupid-design","tag-disappear","tag-flies","tag-grab","tag-lighter","tag-side","tag-stupid","tag-swatter","tag-they"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=633"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}