{"id":37,"date":"2010-08-09T02:07:17","date_gmt":"2010-08-09T02:07:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/?p=37"},"modified":"2010-08-09T02:07:17","modified_gmt":"2010-08-09T02:07:17","slug":"giving-birth-to-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/?p=37","title":{"rendered":"Giving Birth To Stupid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/jA-uK36c93I?fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/jA-uK36c93I?fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><div style=\"float:left;margin:5px;\"><img src=http:\/\/i.ytimg.com\/vi\/jA-uK36c93I\/default.jpg \/><\/div>\n<p>Continuing the Palin family tradition of abusing the female reproductive system to bring idiots into the world, a child was born today who won&#8217;t be able to deal with being called, &#8220;Tripp&#8221;. twitter.com theseanbedlam.blogspot.com www.myspace.com<\/p>\n<p>\t\t\t\t<object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/SdxPc5a5OPQ?fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/SdxPc5a5OPQ?fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"355\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>A bad design from MTD plus my own stupidity equals pain. Hey, imagine if I had my hand on my knee!!! ouch! double whammy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Continuing the Palin family tradition of abusing the female reproductive system to bring idiots into the world, a child was born today who won&#8217;t be able to deal with being called, &#8220;Tripp&#8221;. twitter.com theseanbedlam.blogspot.com www.myspace.com A bad design from MTD plus my own stupidity equals pain. Hey, imagine if I had my hand on my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[128,127,19],"class_list":["post-37","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupid-design","tag-birth","tag-giving","tag-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}