{"id":336,"date":"2011-07-16T20:58:51","date_gmt":"2011-07-16T20:58:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/?p=336"},"modified":"2011-07-16T20:58:51","modified_gmt":"2011-07-16T20:58:51","slug":"evilutionists-and-atheodontists-why-are-wisdom-teeth-so-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/?p=336","title":{"rendered":"Evilutionists and Atheodontists, why are wisdom teeth so stupid?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float:left;margin:5px;font-size:80%;\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"stupid design\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/34\/90155702_b6cc05d9ee_m.jpg\" width=\"160\"\/><br \/> by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/17579730@N00\/90155702\">Moritz*<\/a><\/div>\n<p><strong><i>Question by Link strikes back<\/i>: Evilutionists and Atheodontists, why are wisdom teeth so stupid?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I think it is part of an evil conspiracy because they want to take some pliers to my mouth.<\/p>\n<p>But what is the reason?<\/p>\n<p>I would also like to here from the Intelligent design proponents on this.<\/p>\n<p>Why are wisdom teeth so dumb?<br \/>\nMelting Media, they are only doing one today because a computer generated picture of me shows this if I leave it.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/52634135@N00\/538682006\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/1120\/538682006_ddfff72a3b_z.jpg\" alt=\"Elephant with one tusk Serengeti NP Tanzania Africa\" width=\"428\" height=\"640\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nThe things computers can do these days.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Best answer:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><i>Answer by LHOOQ<\/i><br \/>Blame your ancestors. They had much bigger jaws so all their teeth fit, but once they discovered fire, they didn&#8217;t need such massive jaws to chew their food. Also, they grew bigger brains, which started crowding your teeth.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and make sure you never take your penicillin in the same meal with dairy. I found that out the hard way.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Add your own answer in the comments!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Moritz* Question by Link strikes back: Evilutionists and Atheodontists, why are wisdom teeth so stupid? I think it is part of an evil conspiracy because they want to take some pliers to my mouth. But what is the reason? I would also like to here from the Intelligent design proponents on this. Why are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[1043,1042,19,261,260],"class_list":["post-336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupid-design","tag-atheodontists","tag-evilutionists","tag-stupid","tag-teeth","tag-wisdom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=336"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}