{"id":111,"date":"2010-11-07T03:18:54","date_gmt":"2010-11-07T03:18:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/?p=111"},"modified":"2010-11-07T03:18:54","modified_gmt":"2010-11-07T03:18:54","slug":"new-youtube-design-freaking-retarded","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/?p=111","title":{"rendered":"New YouTube Design = Freaking Retarded"},"content":{"rendered":"

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It’s just so bad..<\/p>\n

Video Rating: 4 \/ 5<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Part 4 of Bucky O’Hare for the NES. Let’s go “chill” at the Blue Planet. And if you can come up with a better opening line, I’d love to hear it. Commentary: 0:05 – Deadeye is supposed to be a 4-armed duck (compare with our Earth-type ducks, which have zero). He’s got a pretty useful 3-way shot with limited range. He’s also got a wall-climbing move which can come in handy sometimes. It’s not so good at low power, though. 0:23 – The ice is slippery (duh). Ducking stops your sliding. 0:27 – Blinky can blow up these ice blocks. Sometimes there’s goodies inside. Sometimes, toads. 0:34 – THIS is why you don’t do Blue Planet before Green. Without Blinky to break these blocks, you’re now officially stuck. This is a pretty monumentally stupid design flaw. 1:06 Well, why not rip off from Battletoads too? Most of these snakes are easy. Just wait for them to finish, then navigate through. 1:54 – Don’t be caught napping here…move quick to dodge the one that comes right at you. 2:38 – Flying does not replace super-jumping. Remember that. I didn’t. 2:54 – Um…moving on 3:36 – Unless you’re critical, save that L there for later. Just fight off the toads here and don’t stand on the edges. 5:23 – Tricky. Blow away the blocks first, then run for it while it’s going down. You should make it. 5:31 – These guys are tough. Willy kills them quickly. 6:02 – There’s an “L” in here somewhere I was hunting for. I decided I didn’t need it. Eventually. 6:19 – This guy’s name is such a bad pun I’m …<\/b><\/p>\n

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It’s just so bad.. Video Rating: 4 \/ 5 Part 4 of Bucky O’Hare for the NES. Let’s go “chill” at the Blue Planet. And if you can come up with a better opening line, I’d love to hear it. Commentary: 0:05 – Deadeye is supposed to be a 4-armed duck (compare with our Earth-type […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[11,369,370,368],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stupid-design","tag-design","tag-freaking","tag-retarded","tag-youtube"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.faultorfeature.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}