Why do sexy parts have to have poop and pee come out of them?

Question by Dr. Bottom Contributor IV: Why do sexy parts have to have poop and pee come out of them?

Was this a design flaw? Or is poop and pee really sexy, but we have been conditioned to think otherwise?

Best answer:

Answer by blackskull2k32003
Because to have good, you also need evil. Poo and pee is the evil side of “sexy parts.”

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11 Responses to “Why do sexy parts have to have poop and pee come out of them?”
  1. will.i.am says:

    Breasts give mothers milk my friend. And they are great. Besides, you don’t like a “golden shower” followed up with a “cleveland steamer”?

    Also Blacksku – Poop and isn’t evil. It is just poop. And everybody poops.

  2. anonymous says:

    lol to mmake u think twice about what u r going to do next..if u get what i mean 😉

  3. A Pleasant Peasant says:

    I think God did that specifically so he could mock us and laugh about it with his friends.

    Just a theory. You should ask him, though. Did you know he’s got a yahoo account? Exquisite answerer.

    EDIT:
    Seperate holes!! Yeah for evolution!

  4. kikime says:

    Have you ever seen 2 girls one cup? Just sayin;)
    LOL at A Pleasant Peasant, maybe he could give us the link to God’s account?

  5. majormomma says:

    We have evolved to the point where at least there are different openings for these functions. Primitive animals, such as sharks, have a cloaca (which means “sewer”). This single opening is used for peeing, pooping, and mating/giving birth. Non-placental mammals (marsupials) have two openings, one for evacuation of wastes and the other for reproductive activiites. Placental mammals (such as humans) have three openings for these functions.

    Who knows? Maybe someday we’ll evolve to the point that our reproductive openings are positioned farther away.

  6. rousseau Butt Nurse says:

    Waste not, Want not.

  7. Holly Kickstand says:

    I don’t poo, my sexy parts are made for his pleasure

  8. The Holy Spirit says:

    Yeah, listen to Holly! Don’t you know that women do not poop?

    Dumbass!

  9. mrdover99 says:

    Why hath God bestowed this question upon thy? lemme think….

    All I can think of is pirates and honey bees

  10. woman 2 says:

    as you know, i’m a MILF. when i do poo and pee, it is done in a sexy way. only i could pull that off.

  11. La Fille GO VEGETARIAN says:

    I was raised on a healthy diet of urine and feces. I am considered rather sexy, and you know the saying, you are what you eat.

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